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(253): View more from Washington

i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money

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(720): View more from Colorado

How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering

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(313): View more from Michigan

Are we still banned from the library?

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(+61): View more from Australia

We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations

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(720): View more from Colorado

Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.

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(330): View more from Ohio

What is this nonsense on the table

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Your idea.

(330): View more from Ohio

I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out

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(512): View more from Texas

You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall

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(512): View more from Texas

dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore

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