Dual....:-)
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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