My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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