"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize
