There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i came on her dog
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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