i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.