The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Is her dick bigger than yours?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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