Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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