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• (585): View more from New York

  WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol

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• (253): View more from Washington

  sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...

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• (518): View more from New York

  Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  From one hot mess to another... Get it together.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"

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