eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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