The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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