You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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