GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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