Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
