Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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