I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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