My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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