are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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