from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Randomize
