Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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