you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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