im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.