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• (586): View more from Michigan

  their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?

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  and what kinds of feelings would these be?

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  Happy, horny, occasionally hungry

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.

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• (916): View more from California

  Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk

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• (650): View more from California

  Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S

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• (+48): View more from Poland

  We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  what the fuck is wrong with you

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?

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