Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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