he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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