I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING