i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means