is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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