Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head

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(407): View more from Florida

It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.

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(562): View more from California

cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi

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(303): View more from Colorado

The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry

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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING

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