David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're making bets on your personal life
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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