I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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