a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
