all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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