We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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