Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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