yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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