Having a random hookup so left but love u
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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