I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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