Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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