I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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