yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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