and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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