No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I need a beard to bite.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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