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i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
she told me i tasted like america
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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