ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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