hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
God gave him joint rollers for hands
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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