just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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