It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
that may or may not have been my penis.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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