how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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