Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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