your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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