My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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