I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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