just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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