She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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