Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The convent might be a nice break from real life
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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