I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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