She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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