He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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