Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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