Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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