Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
